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Well
well. You managed to find this little page here, did you? Well
done. Just for that we'll show you some things you probably
wouldn't be able to see elsewhere at www.sickindividual.com.
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Wanna
see video footage of Grant and Leigh dancing around in a dress?
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You
do? Oh alright then. A long, long time ago (2002) in a
galaxy far far away (Beaufort, Australia) four young
individuals got together to film their own version of The
Sound of Music.
The lyrics to this blasphemous remix of the classic film
can be found below. But for the entire short film, check
out this download
link!
(Right Click, Save As)
It was shown at a private music clip
screening at Fox Studios Australia!! You WILL NOT be
disappointed. Unless of course you hate it. Check out the
pics then download
it (only 2.69MB)! |
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Have
you ever wondered what the words were to some of those songs?
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Long
Road Back Home
From
I-Team credits
It's
a long road
It's
a long road back to home
It'll be a long time
Our
souls are still on loan
It's
been a hard life
A life full of strife
And when we get back home
We'll be taking our souls off loan
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The
Sound of Music Remix
From
SOM Remix Film
The
hills are alive
With the sound of music
And this is the way
That I abuse it
But you'll have to excuse me
I never liked the sound of music
The
hills are alive
No
they've died
With
the sound of music
But
not for long, cause the Nazi's are gunna blow your
brains out!! (repeat) |
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Goth
Girl
A
private project
She's
got black hair
And a white face
Without make-up she looks bare
In the Goth world a disgrace
Chorus
Goth Girl (repeat)
She's got long nails
Her clothes are black
Mention Marilyn Manson
And she's on her back! (chorus) |
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Lets
talk to the real stars of Sick Individual Productions...
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Hello
there! As you can see I'm the old Sony
Camcorder.
I've been around since the beginning with my trusty
sidekick - the Sony editing board. But now I'm
supposedly obsolete!! They replaced me with a new-fang dangled
DIGITAL camera! And my sidekick with a REAL computer! So
distasteful... |
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They
call me the 'Go
anywhere, Do anything, Hyundai machine'
Actually they religiously sing it. I'll do anything for
those idiots, even dress up as a tank. Me - a tank - can
you imagine? Idiots. But they like me, and I like them
in my own way. I rue the day I break down for good.
Gotta...keep...going...for them. |
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That's
right. I'm the Rope!
No respect! I've been in two major films. In the I-Team
as torturing equipment (yeah, well imagine how I
felt) & Dangerous Dan holding the whole damn rope
bridge together. You try holding up those Sick
Individuals!!
One day maybe I'll get a job with George Lucas... |
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I've
been mocked from day one by those Sick
Individuals.
I mean, it's obvious what my purpose in life is, but instead I
get shoved (and a bit rougher than I like actually) on top of
a fake APC, in a spot where they're all too sissy to sit. I
fell off a few times too, damn them, and hurt my pretty little
head. |
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The
rest of these amateurs surrounding me have gotta wake up
and do what I did! Only accept the role if you're the
star! I starred in a Sick
Individual Production,
and scarred a Sick
Individual.
If they treated me like they treat you guys, that
would've been the real deal in Rise
of the Condoms,
man! |
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Yeah
yeah, you guessed it. I'm all the bloody army
clothing! I
cost a fair amount too! And this is how they treat me?! They
drag me through the mud and rip me for the sake of art! And
every Sick
Individual
and his mum has worn me and I can't remember if I've ever been
washed! I'm gagging. |
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And that's all the
special features for now. Be sure to check back later...
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